![]() I'm a Bond Enforcement Agent, working for my cousin Vincent Plum, and I run down bad guys. ![]() The Hungarian genes also carry a certain amount of luck and gypsy intuition, both of which I need in my present job. I'm told the good Hungarian metabolism lasts only until I'm forty, so I'm counting down. My mother's side is Hungarian and from this I get blue eyes and the ability to eat birthday cake and still button the top snap on my jeans. Not to mention, I inherited a lot of unmanageable brown hair and rude hand gestures from my fathers Italian side of the family. A good example in Jersey isn't exactly the national ideal. Okay, so my mother was probably right, but I'm from Jersey and truth is, I have a hard time getting a grip on the good example thing. You have to exercise, eat good food, and be nice to old people.' 'You're famous now,' my mother said when the paper came out. ![]() I'd walk down the street and people would recognize me. I got my picture in the paper for that one. Like the time I accidentally burned down a funeral home. My name is Stephanie Plum, and I drop a lot of jelly globs, figuratively and literally. ![]() ![]() And then, just when you decide it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. ![]()
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